No Human Filter T-Shirts

Frequently Asked Questions

Most orders ship in 2–5 business days. Delivery usually takes 2–5 business days in the UK and 7–14 days internationally.

We use live rates from our print partner to give you the best price possible.

Shipping is calculated at checkout based on your location and the items in your order.

UK orders usually fall between £2.99–£4.99, and international orders vary by country.

Yes, we ship worldwide. Shipping rates are calculated at checkout.

Yes. We use Shopify Payments and PayPal — two of the most secure checkout systems in the world. Your card details are encrypted, processed safely, and never stored on our website.

Our orders are printed and fulfilled by a UK production partner to guarantee quality and fast delivery.

Click HERE for size guide.

No worries — we’ve got you. Contact us within 30 days and we’ll replace any damaged, misprinted, or wrong item for free.

Because each item is made to order, we can’t accept returns for sizing or preference. But if there’s any issue with print quality or damage, we’ll sort it immediately.

Email us anytime at support@NoHumanFilter.com. We usually reply within 1 business day.

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Frequently Asked Questions