MY GOAL WEIGHT IS ONE CHIN Heavy Cotton T-Shirt

Own the joke before anyone else can with the No Human Filter “MY GOAL WEIGHT IS ONE CHIN” Heavy Cotton T-Shirt. Built for structure, comfort, and unapologetic humour, this tee delivers a bold punchline on a sturdy, dependable base that keeps its shape wear after wear.

The heavyweight cotton fabric and tubular construction give it that classic, substantial feel, while reinforced seams and a clean neckline keep it looking sharp all day. It’s easy to throw on, easy to style, and guaranteed to get knowing smiles from people who appreciate self-aware wit.

Perfect for everyday wear or as a gift for someone who laughs at life (and themselves), this is a durable wardrobe staple with personality stitched in.

Product specs:

• Material: 100% cotton

• Fabric weight: White 175 gsm, Colours 185 gsm

• Construction: seamless twin-needle collar, taped neck & shoulders, tubular body, twin-needle sleeves & hem, tear-out label
  
  

Why you’ll love it:

• Heavier fabric for premium feel

• Durable and structured — keeps its shape

• A subtle, giftable nod to No Human Filter’s signature humour
  
  

Care guide:
Machine wash warm; tumble dry medium. Slight shrinkage possible on first wash. 

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