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MY RETIREMENT PLAN Heavy Cotton T-Shirt

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Dream big, budget small with the No Human Filter “MY RETIREMENT PLAN IS A NATIONAL LOTTERY TICKET” Heavy Cotton T-Shirt. Built for structure, comfort, and a healthy dose of reality, this tee delivers sharp humour on a durable heavyweight base that holds its shape wear after wear.

Made from thick 100% cotton with a classic tubular fit, it offers a solid, premium feel while keeping things breathable and easy to wear. Reinforced seams and a clean neckline give it long-lasting structure, making it perfect for everyday outfits, casual layering, or gifting to anyone who understands modern financial “planning.”

It’s the ultimate conversation starter for those who prefer optimism, sarcasm, and scratchcards over spreadsheets.

 

Product specs:

  • Material: 100% cotton

  • Fabric weight: White 175 gsm, Colours 185 gsm

  • Construction: seamless twin-needle collar, taped neck & shoulders, tubular body, twin-needle sleeves & hem, tear-out label

Why you’ll love it:

  • Heavier fabric for premium feel

  • Durable and structured — keeps its shape

  • A subtle, giftable nod to No Human Filter’s signature humour

Care guide:
Machine wash warm; tumble dry medium. Slight shrinkage possible on first wash. 

 

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