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SHUT UP & FEED ME College Hoodie

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The No Human Filter “SHUT UP & FEED ME” Classic College Hoodie serves cosy attitude with every wear — perfect for anyone who runs on snacks, sarcasm, and zero patience. The soft brushed-fleece interior keeps you warm, the double-layer hood adds extra comfort, and the roomy kangaroo pocket handles everything from cold hands to emergency treats. A hilarious, gift-ready hoodie for cat lovers, gremlins, food-addicts-in-denial, or anyone who’s basically feral until fed.

 

Product specs:

  • Material: 80% ringspun cotton / 20% polyester (varies by colour)

  • Fabric weight: ~280 gsm brushed fleece

  • Construction: double-fabric hood, self-colour drawcord, kangaroo pocket, ribbed cuffs & hem, twin-needle stitching, tear-out label

Why you’ll love it:

  • Brushed interior feels soft and warm

  • Classic fit layers easily without bulk

  • Perfect for fans of subtle humour or as a fun, giftable hoodie

Care guide:
Machine wash cold; tumble dry low. Avoid high heat to preserve finish.

 

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