IT'S NOT FAT IT'S POTENTIAL ENERGY Heavy Cotton T-Shirt

Turn physics into a punchline with the No Human Filter ‘IT'S NOT FAT IT'S POTENTIAL ENERGY’ Heavy Cotton T-Shirt — a sturdy, structured tee that lands the joke before you even say a word. Made from thick, durable cotton with reinforced seams, this shirt keeps its shape while delivering a clever dose of science-flavoured sarcasm. Whether worn for laughs, comfort, or as a cheeky gift, it’s a go-to piece for anyone who enjoys humour with a bit of nerdy spice.

Sizing note: These tees follow standard UK sizing. Choose your normal size, or size up if you like a roomier streetwear fit.

Product specs:

• Material: 100% cotton

• Fabric weight: White 175 gsm, Colours 185 gsm

• Construction: seamless twin-needle collar, taped neck & shoulders, tubular body, twin-needle sleeves & hem, tear-out label
  
  

Why you’ll love it:

• Heavier fabric for premium feel

• Durable and structured — keeps its shape

• A subtle, giftable nod to No Human Filter’s signature humour
  
  

Care guide:
Machine wash warm; tumble dry medium. Slight shrinkage possible on first wash. 

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