{"product_id":"my-retirement-plan-heavy-cotton-t-shirt","title":"MY RETIREMENT PLAN Heavy Cotton T-Shirt","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"25\" data-end=\"309\"\u003eDream big, budget small with the No Human Filter \u003cstrong data-start=\"74\" data-end=\"127\"\u003e“MY RETIREMENT PLAN IS A NATIONAL LOTTERY TICKET”\u003c\/strong\u003e Heavy Cotton T-Shirt. Built for structure, comfort, and a healthy dose of reality, this tee delivers sharp humour on a durable heavyweight base that holds its shape wear after wear.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"311\" data-end=\"641\"\u003eMade from thick 100% cotton with a classic tubular fit, it offers a solid, premium feel while keeping things breathable and easy to wear. Reinforced seams and a clean neckline give it long-lasting structure, making it perfect for everyday outfits, casual layering, or gifting to anyone who understands modern financial “planning.”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"643\" data-end=\"757\"\u003eIt’s the ultimate conversation starter for those who prefer optimism, sarcasm, and scratchcards over spreadsheets.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"643\" data-end=\"757\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct specs:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" aria-level=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003eMaterial: 100% cotton\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" aria-level=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003eFabric weight: White 175 gsm, Colours 185 gsm\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" aria-level=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003eConstruction: seamless twin-needle collar, taped neck \u0026amp; shoulders, tubular body, twin-needle sleeves \u0026amp; hem, tear-out label\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhy you’ll love it:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" aria-level=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003eHeavier fabric for premium feel\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" aria-level=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003eDurable and structured — keeps its shape\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" aria-level=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003eA subtle, giftable nod to No Human Filter’s signature humour\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare guide:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eMachine wash warm; tumble dry medium. 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