{"product_id":"im-too-old-for-this-shit-college-hoodie","title":"I'M TOO OLD FOR THIS SHIT College Hoodie","description":"\u003cp style=\"overflow-wrap: break-word; width: 100%; max-width: 441.368px; text-wrap: pretty; margin-block: 0px 7px; color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.81); font-family: Inter, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: normal;\"\u003eFed up but still fabulous — the No Human Filter \u003cstrong\u003eI'M TOO OLD FOR THIS SHIT\u003c\/strong\u003e Classic College Hoodie blends cosy brushed fleece, a relaxed everyday fit, and a dose of brutally honest humour. It’s warm, roomy, and effortlessly wearable, making it the perfect gift for anyone who’s hit the age where nonsense is no longer on the schedule. Comfort, attitude, and relatability all in one.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"overflow-wrap: break-word; width: 100%; max-width: 441.368px; text-wrap: pretty; margin-block: 0px 7px; color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.81); font-family: Inter, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: normal;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct specs:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli aria-level=\"1\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\n\u003cp role=\"presentation\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMaterial: 80% ringspun cotton \/ 20% polyester (varies by colour)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli aria-level=\"1\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\n\u003cp role=\"presentation\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFabric weight: ~280 gsm brushed fleece\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli aria-level=\"1\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\n\u003cp role=\"presentation\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eConstruction: double-fabric hood, self-colour drawcord, kangaroo pocket, ribbed cuffs \u0026amp; hem, twin-needle stitching, tear-out label\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhy you’ll love it:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli aria-level=\"1\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\n\u003cp role=\"presentation\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBrushed interior feels soft and warm\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli aria-level=\"1\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\n\u003cp role=\"presentation\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eClassic fit layers easily without bulk\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli aria-level=\"1\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\n\u003cp role=\"presentation\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePerfect for fans of subtle humour or as a fun, giftable hoodie\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"overflow-wrap: break-word; width: 100%; max-width: 441.368px; text-wrap: pretty; margin-block: 0px 7px; color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.81); font-family: Inter, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: normal;\"\u003e\u003cb id=\"docs-internal-guid-bb6ba549-7fff-62bc-356d-3f7481e6c74c\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eCare guide:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003eMachine wash cold; tumble dry low. 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