{"product_id":"im-fat-college-hoodie","title":"I'M FAT College Hoodie","description":"\u003cp style=\"overflow-wrap: break-word; width: 100%; max-width: 441.368px; text-wrap: pretty; margin-block: 0px 7px; color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.81); font-family: Inter, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: normal;\"\u003eWarm, comfy, and cheekily self-aware, the No Human Filter\u003cstrong\u003e I'M FAT, BUT I IDENTIFY AS SLIM, I'M TRANS-SLENDER\u003c\/strong\u003e Classic College Hoodie brings humour and honesty together in one cosy layer. The brushed-fleece interior and relaxed fit keep you snug, while the tongue-in-cheek line makes it an instant conversation starter and a brilliantly giftable choice for anyone who loves comedy with a wink. Perfect for cold mornings, lazy weekends, or anyone proudly embracing their “alternate body reality.”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"overflow-wrap: break-word; width: 100%; max-width: 441.368px; text-wrap: pretty; margin-block: 0px 7px; color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.81); font-family: Inter, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: normal;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"overflow-wrap: break-word; width: 100%; max-width: 441.368px; text-wrap: pretty; margin-block: 0px 7px; color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.81); font-family: Inter, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: normal;\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"743\" data-end=\"759\"\u003eSizing note:\u003c\/strong\u003e Our hoodies are US-sized, which means they fit a little larger than typical UK hoodies. For a standard UK fit, consider sizing \u003cem data-start=\"887\" data-end=\"893\"\u003edown\u003c\/em\u003e one. For an oversized fit, order your usual size.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"overflow-wrap: break-word; width: 100%; max-width: 441.368px; text-wrap: pretty; margin-block: 0px 7px; color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.81); font-family: Inter, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: normal;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct specs:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli aria-level=\"1\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\n\u003cp role=\"presentation\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMaterial: 80% ringspun cotton \/ 20% polyester (varies by colour)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli aria-level=\"1\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\n\u003cp role=\"presentation\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFabric weight: ~280 gsm brushed fleece\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli aria-level=\"1\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\n\u003cp role=\"presentation\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eConstruction: double-fabric hood, self-colour drawcord, kangaroo pocket, ribbed cuffs \u0026amp; hem, twin-needle stitching, tear-out label\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhy you’ll love it:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli aria-level=\"1\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\n\u003cp role=\"presentation\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBrushed interior feels soft and warm\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli aria-level=\"1\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\n\u003cp role=\"presentation\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eClassic fit layers easily without bulk\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli aria-level=\"1\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\n\u003cp role=\"presentation\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePerfect for fans of subtle humour or as a fun, giftable hoodie\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"overflow-wrap: break-word; width: 100%; max-width: 441.368px; text-wrap: pretty; margin-block: 0px 7px; color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.81); font-family: Inter, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: normal;\"\u003e\u003cb id=\"docs-internal-guid-f688fd77-7fff-9bee-ebee-4c0621ed7597\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eCare guide:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003eMachine wash cold; tumble dry low. 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